It’s not about the alcohol although that’s what calling myself an ‘alcoholic’ would seem to obviously imply. Right? I don’t fuck with liquor because I cannot have just one drink. I don’t even understand the concept of one drink to be honest with you what’s the fucking point of that? I guess we could say I don’t ‘moderate’ well…
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