I order a tonic with green olives like it’s what I actually want—because it is. For a split second, I smile too big and the bartender smiles back but I wonder if she wonders wtf is wrong with me for appearing this stupid happy about a tonic with olives. It’s just that this time last year I was still getting used to bei…
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