I guess I figured Google would know the correct answer. I ask it so many things, why not ask it the most terrifying question I could think of and get it over with? How do I know if I am an alcoholic? Well, GOOGLE? Third Eye Oracle of all of cyberspace wisdom. What’s it gonna be? Am I safe inside my own body prison or am …
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